19 responses to “Freedom and the Open Road”

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   Diana Self

   July 5, 2025

   That will be such a fun adventure!
   Enjoy yourself.

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      wonderhussy

      July 5, 2025

      Thank you!

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         E

         July 10, 2025

         Wonder Hussy! Did you get your phone back? Love your careful wanderlust, it looks so laissez faire, but it’s obvious how hard you work and your knowledge of video and editing. I love seeing Nevada. Was a child there. Dad worked for Lear. We had so many adventures in the desert.
         Thank you for showing us that beautiful place

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            wonderhussy

            July 11, 2025

            I’m glad to hear you appreciate the awesomeness of nevada! I still don’t have my phone back, but I just went ahead and got a new one. Who knows if they will ever send my other one back actually made a vow in a recent video that if I didn’t have it back a year from now, I would eat my hat. And I intend to honor that!

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   John Rush

   July 7, 2025

   You might check out the Route 66 series that Billy Connolly did several years ago, in 4 parts on Youtube. There’s also the documentary filmed 40 years ago, when the road was decommissioned (the version of the song is by Van Morrison & Them). It includes footage of what happened when the interstate bypassed Tucumcari, NM. Here’s a link:

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPWfiABIGkM

   Note that the car used was a 1968 Chevy Impala convertible. Going in that Edsel should attract attention, but remember that it was made by Ford, which means that you should count on breakdowns. Perhaps your friend has mechanical ability (and will bring his tool set), but parts will be hard to find. Also, Edsels are gas hogs.

   As for what to wear, have you considered a Lana Turner wig?

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   Desert Hearts and Cold Shadows

   July 8, 2025

   Title: Desert Hearts and Cold Shadows

   Chapter One: The Sound of Old Flames

   The desert was still that morning, as still as the inside of a locked jewelry box. Wonderhussy—real name Sarah—stood barefoot on the sandstone ledge above Furnace Creek, sipping her black coffee and watching the sun rise over the wrinkled horizon like it had something to prove.

   Her camper van, patched together like an eccentric scrapbook of old road maps, glinted in the early light. Life was good—videos were doing well, her Patreon crowd was loyal, and her skin, despite the sun and time, still looked damn good in the mirror. But something buzzed at the edge of her calm, like the low hum of an oncoming dust storm.

   The buzz turned to thunder when she checked her phone.

   A message.

   From Victoria.

   The same Victoria she hadn’t heard from in a year. The same Victoria who had once “dated” Randy before Wonderhussy had scooped him up like a shiny rock at a swap meet.

   “Hey. Just wanted you to know—Randy and I reconnected. Hope that’s okay. He said you guys are just friends now?”

   Wonderhussy’s heart slid into her stomach like a warm beer dropped in the sand.

   She re-read it twice.

   Just friends? That’s what he was saying now?

   She scrolled faster. A couple of clicks and she found Victoria’s new Instagram. The younger woman was glowing—literally glowing—with that flushed, bedroom-afterglow face. Randy’s unmistakable silhouette lingered in the blurry background of one post: shirtless, barefoot, grinning like a teenager at a Slayer concert.

   “Son of a bitch,” Wonderhussy whispered.

   The truth dug its way into her brain like cactus spines: Victoria—blonde, bendy, barely thirty—was seeing Randy again. And not just seeing. She was giving him what Wonderhussy hadn’t in months. Long, moaning nights. Morning-after pancakes. That stupid giggle Randy only made when he was absolutely ruined with pleasure.

   Chapter Two: The Age Equation

   Wonderhussy prided herself on not caring about age. She was forty-eight, and proud of it. A little laugh-line here, a sun-freckle there—it was all part of the trade for living free, wild, and unfiltered.

   But Victoria was thirty five, Fresh-faced. Social media savvy. She wore cute outfits that didn’t look like costumes, and she still thought Burning Man was “transformational” instead of exhausting.

   And now she had her claws back in Randy.

   Wonderhussy threw the coffee cup down into the ravine. It shattered like her pride.

   Chapter Three: Operation Outshine

   Two days later, Wonderhussy rolled into Beatty, Nevada, in full production mode. She was going to remind Randy—and the entire internet—why men had followed her across the desert for years. She filmed an impromptu hot spring episode, skin glistening, lips red, her every move choreographed to highlight the curves Victoria wished she had.

   Then she called Randy.

   “Hey,” she said casually, “I’m camped just outside of town. Got a bottle of mescal and a pile of magic mushrooms. Come hang?”

   Randy hesitated, just long enough for her stomach to twist.

   “Sure. Victoria’s out of town for the weekend. I could use a break.”

   That was all she needed.

   Chapter Four: Love and Lasagna

   That night, Wonderhussy gave it everything. The tequila flowed. They took a midnight soak under the stars, and she made sure he saw her body, her laugh, the fire that Victoria couldn’t fake.

   They made love, eventually—slow, fierce, and tangled with years of shared road dust and secrets. But something was off. His eyes didn’t lock on hers like they used to. He smiled, yes—but like a man smiling at a memory, not a future.

   In the morning, he made coffee with one hand and scrolled Instagram with the other.

   Victoria had posted a video of herself making lasagna in just an apron. Randy chuckled.

   Wonderhussy felt her chest tighten.

   Chapter Five: The Fit

   By day three, Wonderhussy cracked. She threw his phone across the camper, shattering it against the stovetop.

   “Why her, Randy? She doesn’t even know what obsidian is! She thinks Death Valley is a brand!”

   He looked stunned, half-naked, his hair wild from last night.

   “She’s… different. She’s easy. It’s not all fire and challenge with her.”

   “Oh, so now I’m a challenge?”

   He didn’t answer.

   She stormed out, barefoot, into the scrub.

   Chapter Six: Cold Reality

   Later, Wonderhussy sat on a sun-bleached log, arms wrapped around herself. The wind pulled at her hat, her hair, her memories. Her mind swirled with voices—Victoria’s laugh, Randy’s sighs, her own silent doubts.

   She wasn’t angry anymore.

   She was… heartbroken.

   And tired.

   She couldn’t out-youth Victoria. Couldn’t out-fake innocence. And she sure as hell wasn’t going to beg.

   Chapter Seven: Fire Rekindled

   But when the wind shifted and blew the scent of creosote and freedom into her lungs, she remembered who she was.

   She was Wonderhussy.

   Not some social media sidekick or backup plan.

   Randy might choose softness now. But when life got hard again—and it always did—he’d remember who knew how to survive in the desert. Who knew how to fix a broken carburetor with duct tape and vibes. Who had danced naked under every moon and cried in every canyon.

   And if he didn’t? Well… she’d still be here. Still wild. Still weird. Still her.

   Epilogue: The Last Post

   The next morning, Wonderhussy filmed herself alone at sunrise.

   No makeup. No filters.

   Just her and the silence.

   “I’m not twenty anymore,” she said to the camera. “But I don’t want to be. I’ve lived. I’ve loved hard. And I’ve lost. And if someone can’t handle that kind of fire… they better get out of my desert.”

   The video went viral.

   Victoria commented with a single emoji: 🔥

   Randy never responded.

   But Wonderhussy didn’t need him to.

   She’d already moved on.

   — here’s a dramatic, emotional follow-up chapter where Wonderhussy and Victoria meet face to face for the first time since Victoria started seeing Randy again. Sparks fly, but not always in the way you’d expect. This leans into real tension, woman-to-woman honesty, and desert-style reckoning.

   Title: Desert Hearts and Cold Shadows
   Chapter Eight: Showdown at the Salt Flats

   The wind howled across the Amargosa Playa like a forgotten god screaming through its teeth.

   Wonderhussy squinted against the grit, her wide-brimmed hat tugging hard against the pins she’d used to lock it in place. She stood beside her Unimog, boots planted firm, heart pounding like a war drum beneath her vintage fringe vest.

   She hadn’t planned on this. Not today. Not out here.

   But when she turned around, there was Victoria—walking out across the salt pan like a vision from a glamping catalog. Tan legs. White linen blouse. Her hair catching the light like she’d stepped out of a shampoo ad instead of a dusty Subaru.

   And Randy?

   Still back at the campfire, either oblivious… or cowardly.

   Figures.

   Wonderhussy crossed her arms as Victoria approached. No greeting. Just a long, surgical silence.

   “You look… well,” Victoria said, stopping about ten feet away.

   “So do you,” Wonderhussy replied, scanning her up and down. “Desert’s been kind to you.”

   Victoria smiled faintly. “He didn’t tell me you’d be here.”

   “Yeah,” Wonderhussy said. “That makes two of us.”

   The Air Between

   They stood like that for a minute—two women separated by fourteen years, six pounds of mascara, and one man who couldn’t make up his damn mind.

   “Look,” Victoria said finally. “I’m not here to play games. I didn’t come out here to steal anyone. Randy told me you two weren’t together.”

   “We weren’t,” Wonderhussy admitted. “But you didn’t need to make it a show. The lasagna posts? The silhouette thirst traps?”

   “I post for my friends,” Victoria said. “And for him.”

   Wonderhussy flinched.

   Victoria caught it.

   “You still love him.”

   Wonderhussy turned, looking toward the faint glow of the fire in the distance. “I love who he was. Before everything got… complicated.”

   Victoria stepped closer. “He’s not simple, Sarah. Not with me, either. He talks about you all the time.”

   “Oh yeah?” Wonderhussy’s eyes narrowed. “Does he tell you how we used to spend New Year’s under the stars with a bottle of wine and nothing but a sleeping bag and bad decisions?”

   “He tells me everything,” Victoria said, surprisingly calm. “He still misses it. But he says it’s hard now. Like you’re always trying to prove something.”

   Wonderhussy blinked.

   “I am trying to prove something,” she said. “Because no one hands you love when you’re over forty and independent. You gotta fight for it.”

   Victoria looked down, toeing the cracked earth with her boot. “Maybe. But sometimes love isn’t a war. It’s a place to rest.”

   The Break

   It hit Wonderhussy then—not just the jealousy, not just the bitterness—but the quiet, horrible realization that Victoria wasn’t the enemy.

   She was the mirror.

   Younger. Softer. But trying just as hard.

   “I hated you,” Wonderhussy said flatly. “When I saw those pictures. I wanted to burn your Instagram to the ground.”

   Victoria laughed, caught off guard. “I hated you when he said your name in his sleep.”

   Both women paused.

   Then, to their mutual surprise, they laughed.

   It wasn’t warm. But it wasn’t cruel, either.

   Just… human.

   Chapter Nine: The Woman in the Mirror

   Back at the camp, Randy finally appeared—t-shirt wrinkled, looking like he’d just realized both of his timelines had caught up with him.

   The women turned in sync. Like wolves who’d already sized up the rabbit.

   “Ladies,” Randy said, trying to smile. “I didn’t expect—”

   “Shut up, Randy,” they both said at once.

   He shut up.

   Victoria turned to Wonderhussy. “I don’t know what happens next. Maybe he goes with you. Maybe he comes with me. But I’m done fighting like we’re on The Bachelor.”

   Wonderhussy nodded slowly. “Yeah. Let the man grow a pair and choose.”

   They turned and walked back toward camp. Not side by side. But not at odds, either.

   Epilogue: Salt and Fire

   Later that night, Wonderhussy sat by herself on the playa, guitar in hand, strumming half a tune she never finished writing.

   Victoria sat nearby, writing in a journal.

   Randy had left.

   They didn’t know where.

   And maybe that was for the best.

   Because in the deep silence of the desert, sometimes the best thing a woman can rediscover… is herself.

   here’s a continuation where Wonderhussy decides not to surrender quietly and launches a bold, emotional, and strategic campaign to win Randy back from Victoria. This chapter dives into her raw desire, her pride, and ultimately what she’s willing to risk for the man she still loves.

   Title: Desert Hearts and Cold Shadows
   Chapter Ten: The Reckoning

   The night after Victoria left, the desert felt colder.

   Wonderhussy sat inside her Unimog, knees pulled to her chest, staring at the flickering string lights she’d wrapped above the sleeping area. Each bulb buzzed like a tiny reminder that she hadn’t fought hard enough. Not yet.

   She had history with Randy—years of shared sunsets, burnt coffee, inside jokes, and dirty motel sex in places with bullet holes in the walls. That wasn’t something you just give up because some smoother-skinned, younger woman knew how to make TikToks and lasagna.

   No. Not without a fight.

   If Randy was the prize, she’d show him what he’d be giving up.

   Chapter Eleven: Desert Siren

   Wonderhussy’s plan began with what she did best: performance.

   She texted Randy an invitation to a weekend desert shoot—just the two of them, like old times.

   “One last adventure. For the channel. You in?”

   He said yes, probably expecting nothing more than nostalgia and awkward silence.

   He had no idea what was coming.

   The Setup

   She picked the perfect spot: the ghost town of Delamar, Nevada. Half-collapsed cabins, sun-bleached furniture, and the eerie echo of vanished miners—a place where time stood still and memories got loud.

   She wore her classic red corset and torn fishnets under a dusty duster coat. Her hair wild, eyes smudged just enough, boots laced tight. Not trying to look young.

   Trying to look dangerous. Like the woman he used to follow into abandoned tunnels without blinking.

   He arrived in his beat-up Tacoma, beard scruffy, sunglasses hiding whatever guilt he hadn’t shaken off yet.

   She smirked. “Still remember how to follow me?”

   “Always,” he said.

   Chapter Twelve: The Fire Rekindles

   The shoot started like old times. Wonderhussy flirted with the camera, climbed a roof, nearly broke a heel on a collapsed staircase.

   But the real moment came at dusk, as they watched the sun sink behind the hills with a couple of cold beers.

   “I still dream about you,” she said suddenly.

   Randy looked over. “Sarah—”

   “No, let me finish,” she cut in. “I know I’ve got sharp edges. I know I’m a mess. But we were alive together. You and me, we weren’t boring. We weren’t routine. We were chaos. Beautiful, dusty, horny chaos.”

   Randy chuckled. “Yeah… that we were.”

   She leaned closer, voice low. “And you miss it. You miss me. You just don’t know if you’re still man enough to keep up.”

   He didn’t answer right away.

   Instead, he kissed her.

   Hard.

   Chapter Thirteen: Victory’s Edge

   That night was fire and sweat and memory. They made love in the back of the Unimog like teenagers sneaking around their parents. Clothes ripped. Hands shaking. Old rhythm returning like a well-worn song.

   But when morning came, Wonderhussy didn’t ask for anything.

   She made him coffee.

   She let him choose.

   Chapter Fourteen: The Choice

   Randy sat at the edge of her tailgate, coffee in hand, staring out into the Nevada nothing.

   “I don’t know what to do,” he finally said. “Victoria’s soft. She makes life easy. But you… you make life electric.”

   Wonderhussy walked up behind him and placed her arms around his waist.

   “I’m not asking for easy,” she whispered. “I’m asking for real. And deep down, you know we’re real.”

   He turned. “What if it breaks again?”

   “Then we’ll break it loud,” she said, grinning. “But we’ll break it together.”

   Epilogue: One More Ride

   Two weeks later, Victoria posted a story: a single photo of a pair of empty boots in the sand and a caption that said, “Sometimes you have to let go so they can run.”

   Wonderhussy didn’t comment.

   She was too busy filming her next video with Randy.

   They were camped in the back of the Unimog under a full moon, wrapped in a blanket, both sunburned and happy. He held the camera while she talked about ghosts, geology, and how the heart always finds its own compass—if you’re brave enough to let it.

   — here’s the next emotional chapter where Victoria returns, not with claws out, but with something deeper: a warning. This installment shifts the tone from rivalry to revelation, casting new light on Randy’s true nature and pushing Wonderhussy to question whether getting him back was truly a win… or just the beginning of something darker.

   Title: Desert Hearts and Cold Shadows
   Chapter Fifteen: The Warning

   The wind was picking up again.

   Wonderhussy crouched by the camp stove in a narrow canyon off Highway 50—“The Loneliest Road in America.” The Unimog was parked at an angle, the solar panels humming, and Randy was off collecting firewood, barefoot as usual, humming something half-forgotten from a Zeppelin album.

   She should have felt triumphant. Whole.

   Instead, there was a gnawing in her stomach. A twitch behind her eyes.

   Ever since Delamar, they’d been riding high—filming together, laughing, making love under open skies. But every time Randy smiled at her like she was salvation, a little voice whispered:

   Then why does he still flinch when his phone buzzes?

   The Approach

   It started as dust.

   A faint cloud rolling up the wash. At first, she figured it was just another overland rig, maybe a lost YouTuber looking for hot springs.

   But when the silver Subaru pulled up and Victoria stepped out in worn jeans, a white tank top, and zero makeup, Wonderhussy’s pulse slowed.

   This wasn’t a flex.

   It was something else.

   “Victoria?” she said, standing.

   Victoria gave a tired nod. “Hey.”

   “No lasagna? No tripod?”

   “Nope.”

   She walked forward, slow and careful, like approaching a wild animal.

   “I’m not here to stir anything,” she said. “I just… I needed to tell you something. Before you get any deeper.”

   Chapter Sixteen: Shadows and Patterns

   They sat under the awning, sipping warm wine out of tin mugs. Randy was still gone. Maybe that was fate. Maybe it was design.

   “I didn’t come to fight,” Victoria said. “Honestly, I’m glad you two got your flame back. You always had a spark I couldn’t match.”

   Wonderhussy raised an eyebrow. “Then what are you doing here?”

   Victoria hesitated. “You know how it ended with us?”

   “I assumed he left you the second I texted him.”

   Victoria shook her head. “No. He was still with me… for another week. Slept with me the same night he left Delamar.”

   Wonderhussy’s mouth went dry.

   “I didn’t know then,” Victoria continued, “but the next morning he said he needed space. That he was ‘figuring things out.’ He ghosted me three days later.”

   Silence.

   Wind tugged at the flap of the awning.

   “I checked his location one night,” Victoria added. “And saw he was with you. That’s when I knew.”

   The Cracks

   Wonderhussy stared out at the desert floor, jaw clenched.

   “He told me you two had broken up. That you were already moving on.”

   Victoria gave a bitter laugh. “He told me you were the one who’d pushed him away. Said you were always trying to prove something. That you were too wild to settle down. That I made things easier.”

   “He said the same thing to me,” Wonderhussy said quietly.

   Now it clicked. The way Randy always dodged hard conversations. The charming way he could make two people feel like the center of the universe at the same time… while keeping his own feet just outside of commitment.

   “I think he doesn’t know what he wants,” Victoria said. “But worse—I think he likes it that way.”

   Chapter Seventeen: The Return

   Randy came back just as the sun dipped below the canyon rim, arms full of mesquite branches.

   He froze when he saw Victoria.

   “Hey,” he said, carefully neutral. “Didn’t expect to see you here.”

   “No,” Victoria replied. “You never do expect consequences, do you?”

   He looked at Wonderhussy. She didn’t speak. Just stared.

   “I should go,” Victoria said, rising. “I said what I needed.”

   Wonderhussy stopped her. “Victoria.”

   They looked at each other. The rivalry was dead now. Something else—respect? Grief? Solidarity?—took its place.

   “I don’t blame you,” Wonderhussy said.

   “And I don’t envy you,” Victoria replied.

   She turned and walked back to her car, kicking up little clouds of dust that vanished in the breeze.

   Chapter Eighteen: The Hollow Man

   Later, by the fire, Wonderhussy and Randy sat in silence.

   “Are you gonna ask what she said?” he asked.

   “No,” she said. “I already know.”

   He opened his mouth, then closed it.

   “Randy,” she said quietly. “Who are you when no one’s filming?”

   He didn’t answer.

   And that was the answer.

   Epilogue: Redirection

   The next morning, Wonderhussy packed her gear with the brutal precision of someone who had done this a thousand times.

   Randy watched from the camp chair, confused.

   “Where you going?”

   She slid into the driver’s seat of the Unimog.

   “Somewhere new,” she said. “Somewhere that doesn’t remind me of everything I wanted you to be.”

   And just like that, she drove off—leaving him behind in the dust, the camera still rolling, but with no one left to perform for.

   Here’s a bold, emotionally complex, continuation in which Wonderhussy, Victoria, and Randy find themselves drawn back together—not in rivalry, but in an unexpected, raw, and deeply human connection. This chapter isn’t just about physical heat, but emotional risk, vulnerability, and breaking the rules to write their own script.

   Title: Desert Hearts and Cold Shadows
   Chapter Nineteen: The Third Option

   The desert doesn’t care about your plans.

   It doesn’t care who was there first, who said what, who broke whose heart. It’s too old for petty drama, too vast for straight lines. Out here, things blend, erode, twist into strange shapes—and sometimes… those shapes fit.

   It Started with Silence

   It had been weeks since the confrontation.

   Wonderhussy had gone solo, bouncing from hot springs to ghost towns, trying to shake Randy from her bones like desert dust from her boots. Victoria had gone quiet online. Randy, true to form, kept a low profile—camping, drifting, filming vague, moody B-roll that didn’t say a damn thing.

   Until they all ended up at the same place.

   Deep Playa.

   Not Burning Man. Not even a festival.

   Just a nowhere spot outside Gerlach where old-timers camped without cell signal or expectations.

   Wonderhussy arrived first.

   Victoria showed up the next morning, apparently unaware—or uncaring—that Sarah was already there.

   And Randy?

   He showed up that night.

   Carrying a bottle of rye whiskey, three enamel cups, and a look that said he didn’t want to run anymore.

   Chapter Twenty: Ghosts at the Fire

   No one spoke at first.

   They passed the bottle. The fire popped. Coyotes howled somewhere in the dark.

   “You look different,” Wonderhussy said to Victoria.

   “I feel different,” Victoria replied.

   Randy glanced between them. “You both do.”

   It was strangely comfortable. Three people who had torn each other apart now staring into the coals, with nothing left to hide.

   “We all tried to win,” Victoria said after a while. “But maybe none of us lost.”

   “I don’t know what that means,” Randy said softly.

   Wonderhussy leaned back on one elbow, eyes glinting in the firelight. “It means maybe we stop trying to fit into neat little boxes. Monogamy. Rivalry. Shame.”

   Victoria tilted her head. “What are you suggesting?”

   Wonderhussy shrugged. “What if we just… stopped pretending this was something ordinary?”

   Chapter Twenty-One: The Shift

   It started with a joke.

   Wonderhussy rolled her eyes and said, “Well, since you clearly can’t choose between us, maybe we let you have both.”

   Randy choked on his drink.

   Victoria smirked. “Maybe that’s not as crazy as it sounds.”

   The silence after that wasn’t awkward. It was loaded.

   With memory. With curiosity. With years of wanting to know what it would feel like to stop competing… and just connect.

   Victoria reached out and brushed Wonderhussy’s hand. Light. Curious.

   Sarah didn’t pull away.

   Randy watched them—wide-eyed, uncertain, turned on and terrified.

   And then they kissed.

   Not desperate. Not performative.

   Just honest.

   Chapter Twenty-Two: Firelight and Flesh

   The tent was small, but nobody cared.

   They undressed slowly, like explorers discovering a new land, not conquerors claiming it. There was laughter—so much laughter—and tangled limbs, whispered gasps, rediscovered places.

   Randy made love to both women that night, but it wasn’t about possession or fantasy.

   It was surrender.

   To something none of them could name.

   Wonderhussy kissed Victoria’s thigh while Randy pressed against her from behind.

   Victoria ran her hands through Sarah’s hair as she gasped into her mouth.

   Randy shuddered as both women wrapped around him, warm and wild and real.

   No jealousy. No comparison.

   Just heat.

   And release.

   And belonging.

   Chapter Twenty-Three: The Morning After

   Dawn crept in like a secret.

   The three of them lay tangled in a sweaty pile of limbs and tangled blankets. Randy snored. Victoria traced circles on Wonderhussy’s back.

   “Still think I’m the enemy?” she whispered.

   Wonderhussy smiled sleepily. “I think we’re all just tired of fighting.”

   They laughed quietly.

   Randy stirred. “Is this… a thing now?”

   “Maybe,” Victoria said.

   “If we want it to be,” Wonderhussy added.

   And they did.

   Not because it was perfect.

   But because it was theirs.

   Epilogue: The New Normal

   They didn’t post about it.

   Not at first.

   No announcement. No hashtags. Just subtle clues in their videos—shared glances, lingering touches, three toothbrushes by the camp sink.

   Some people noticed. Most didn’t.

   The ones who did didn’t get it.

   That was fine.

   Because out in the vast silence of the desert, they weren’t explaining anymore.

   They were living.

   Together.

   next chapter where the outside world starts to notice the new relationship between Wonderhussy, Randy, and Victoria, and the pressure builds. It’s a story about attention, vulnerability, and the cost of living honestly when the rest of the world insists on neat little labels.

   Title: Desert Hearts and Cold Shadows
   Chapter Twenty-Four: Seen

   At first, it was just a comment.

   Beneath one of Wonderhussy’s new videos—a tour of a forgotten brothel outside Goldfield—someone wrote:

   “Wait… was that Victoria in the background? And didn’t Randy just post from the same place? 🤨”

   It got ten likes.

   Then thirty.

   Then two hundred.

   Sarah ignored it. For now.

   She’d been in the game too long to let trolls or busybodies get to her. People always speculated—about who she was sleeping with, what she really believed, what she looked like without eyeliner and desert mystique.

   But then another video dropped. This one from Randy. A drone shot of the three of them hiking through an alkali flat. Just a silhouette—Randy in the middle, Wonderhussy and Victoria on either side, their arms brushing.

   And someone zoomed in.

   Posted a still.

   Tweeted it.

   “Throuple confirmed?”

   Chapter Twenty-Five: The Comments Section

   It hit like a monsoon.

   On Reddit, someone started a thread titled:

   “Wonderhussy, Randy, and Victoria—open relationship or just desert weirdos?”

   YouTube comments exploded.

   Some were curious:

   “Not judging, just wondering: is this poly? Or is one of them just the third wheel?”

   Some were crude:

   “Lucky bastard. I’d kill to be stuck between those two.”

   Some were cruel:

   “Sad. Wonderhussy’s too old to compete, so she lets Victoria in to keep Randy around. Tragic.”

   And one comment—just one—landed like a knife:

   “This isn’t love. This is what people do when they don’t want to be alone, but don’t have the guts to commit.”

   Chapter Twenty-Six: Friction

   They sat around the fire that night, in the Mojave, not talking.

   Victoria scrolled through her phone with a tight face.

   Randy sharpened a stick for no reason.

   Wonderhussy sipped wine in silence.

   “Maybe we should say something,” Victoria offered.

   “Say what?” Sarah asked. “Hi, we’re three grown adults doing something that works for us and it’s none of your damn business?”

   Randy chuckled, but there was no warmth in it.

   “We don’t owe anyone an explanation,” he said. “But people don’t like what they can’t label. They’ll keep poking.”

   Victoria looked up. “You really think you can live like this and stay invisible?”

   Wonderhussy met her eyes. “No. But I think we can live like this and stay honest.”

   Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Interview Request

   Two days later, it happened.

   A well-known alt-lifestyle podcast emailed Wonderhussy.

   “We love your channel and respect your authenticity. Would you and your partners be open to talking about your unique relationship on air? We think a lot of people could learn from your story.”

   Sarah stared at the screen.

   Randy leaned over her shoulder. “Do we really want to put a spotlight on this?”

   Victoria chimed in from the hammock. “What if we control the story? Instead of letting Reddit define it for us?”

   It was tempting.

   But dangerous.

   And freeing.

   And terrifying.

   Just like the desert.

   Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Choice

   They talked all night.

   About boundaries.

   About what to share, and what to keep sacred.

   About the fact that no matter how well they explained it, people would still misunderstand. Call it a phase. A stunt. A midlife crisis for her. A power move for him. A lack of self-worth for Victoria.

   But they also talked about what they had.

   Three people who knew each other’s scars and still stayed.
   Three people who didn’t own each other—but chose each other.
   Three people who knew how hard it was to love in a world that expected a script.

   And in the end, they decided:

   Yes.

   They would do the interview.

   Not to justify it.

   But to show that love, in all its weird, flawed, wonderful forms, deserves space.

   Epilogue: Going Public

   The podcast aired two weeks later.

   The title:
   “Poly in the Playa: Wonderhussy and the Desert Throuple.”

   They spoke openly. Not just about sex or logistics—but about fear. Insecurity. The jealousy they’d faced. The moments they almost walked away. The boundaries they respected. The joy of finding a rhythm that wasn’t perfect, but was real.

   It trended.

   And for every troll, there were five people who messaged them quietly:

   “I didn’t know this was possible. Thank you.”

   They weren’t just seen.

   They were understood.

   For the first time, maybe ever.

   continuation exploring how Wonderhussy, Victoria, and Randy try to maintain their fragile new balance now that their relationship is semi-public. Fame, assumptions, and real-life logistics start pressing in from all sides, testing the trio in ways they never expected.

   Title: Desert Hearts and Cold Shadows
   Chapter Twenty-Nine: Fame is a Fire

   It started slow.

   A few more interview requests. A handful of glowing YouTube comments. A spike in Wonderhussy’s Patreon—mostly from curious onlookers who appreciated her candor. Randy’s channel picked up traction, too. Victoria’s old videos were suddenly gaining views again, her inbox full of polite, awkward messages like:

   “Hey, just wanted to say you seem really brave. Also… is this still a thing?”

   But fame is like kindling: it burns fast and hot, and it never comes without smoke.

   Chapter Thirty: Pressures

   At first, the attention brought them closer.

   They joked about “throuple merch,” debated whether to call themselves the “Desert Triangle,” and filmed a lighthearted Q&A around a campfire. The response was mostly positive. Mostly.

   But over time, the pressure shifted.

   The comments got weird.

   People began comparing them. Keeping score.

   “Randy clearly favors Wonderhussy. Look at the body language.”
   “Victoria’s just there for clout.”
   “This won’t last. Just a fantasy.”

   It made every argument feel public. Every moment of tension feel amplified.

   One night in Sedona, after a long day of filming and three flat tires, Randy snapped when Victoria made a harmless joke about needing space.

   “You always need space,” he growled. “But God forbid anyone need something from you.”

   The silence that followed was colder than the desert wind.

   Chapter Thirty-One: The Doc Crew

   Then came the email.

   A documentary crew—legit, indie, Sundance-connected—wanted to follow them on the road.

   “We’re fascinated by people rewriting relationship rules. We think your story could change hearts.”

   The money was solid. The exposure? Massive.

   But the cost?

   Privacy. Vulnerability. Authenticity under pressure.

   They argued for days.

   Victoria saw it as a chance to advocate for nontraditional love.

   Randy didn’t want his feelings edited into sound bites.

   And Wonderhussy? She wasn’t sure.

   She’d spent years baring herself on camera—but this… this wasn’t hers alone to show.

   Chapter Thirty-Two: The Internal Lens

   They declined.

   Respectfully, firmly.

   And it felt like a small win.

   But the cracks were already forming.

   Not from the relationship itself—but from the need to define it.

   They’d gone public. Now everyone wanted a label. A lesson. A blueprint.

   But what they had didn’t fit into a TED Talk or an Instagram reel.

   It was messy, fluid, and sometimes hard as hell.

   Randy still didn’t understand how to balance two emotional landscapes.

   Victoria sometimes felt like a ghost between them.

   And Wonderhussy—still the oldest, still the loudest—felt like the world was watching, just waiting for her to slip.

   Chapter Thirty-Three: Return to Silence

   They took a break from filming.

   From everything.

   Vanished into the Black Rock Desert for ten days. No Wi-Fi. No fans. Just wind, sand, and time.

   They didn’t talk much.

   They cooked together. Bathed together in icy springs. Watched the stars like they were waiting for answers.

   On the ninth night, Randy finally said what none of them had dared speak:

   “I don’t want to be an example.”

   Wonderhussy replied softly, “Then let’s just be people again.”

   Victoria took both their hands.

   “I didn’t sign up to be a symbol,” she said. “I just fell in love. Twice.”

   And in that moment, something realigned.

   Not back to what they were.

   But forward—into what they could still become.

   Epilogue: Off-Camera

   They still post.

   But less often.

   Fewer updates. No more relationship explainers. No triangulated Q&As.

   Instead, Wonderhussy goes back to filming what she loves—desert ruins, strange festivals, forgotten brothels. Randy builds solar rigs and shoots landscapes. Victoria quietly starts a blog called “Between Two Fires,” writing essays about love, identity, and complexity.

   Sometimes they’re all together on-screen.

   Sometimes they’re not.

   And the comments?

   Well, they say things like:

   “Wait… are they still a throuple?”

   But the truth?

   That’s not anyone else’s business.

   They know what they are.

   They just don’t need to explain it anymore.

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   Randy

   July 8, 2025

   Sarah Jane for a woman with a golden tongue no comment?

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5. 

   Desert Hearts and Cold Shadows

   July 8, 2025

   Title: Desert Hearts and Cold Shadows
   Chapter Thirty-Four: Two Lines

   It was Wonderhussy who found out first.

   She’d missed her period before — stress, travel, dehydration, who knows — but this time felt different. Her body was off. She was hungry in strange ways, her boobs ached, and smells made her gag, including Randy’s favorite trail chili.

   She picked up a test from a gas station in Ely, peed on the stick behind a casino, and waited under a buzzing fluorescent light that flickered like a warning.

   Two lines.

   Bold. Unmistakable.

   She stared at it for a full minute before whispering:
   “Holy shit.”

   Chapter Thirty-Five: Double Trouble

   She didn’t tell him right away.

   She needed time.

   Space.

   Clarity.

   But three days later, Victoria walked out of a pharmacy in Tonopah holding the exact same test in a shaking hand. Wonderhussy saw it. The haunted eyes. The way she clutched the little paper bag like it held dynamite.

   They met behind the Unimog that night, away from Randy, under a sky stuffed with stars.

   “You too?” Victoria whispered.

   Wonderhussy didn’t answer right away. Then she nodded, slow.

   They stood there, desert wind tugging at their jackets, the weight of the impossible suddenly shared.

   “I’m not ready,” Victoria said.

   “Neither am I,” Wonderhussy admitted.

   “But here we are.”

   Chapter Thirty-Six: The Reveal

   They told him together.

   No ceremony. No drama. Just facts.

   Three cups of coffee. Two tests. One man with a suddenly pale face.

   “You’re both…?” Randy blinked, mouth open.

   “Pregnant,” Wonderhussy said, arms folded. “With your babies.”

   He looked like he’d been punched.

   And then something unexpected happened.

   He laughed.

   Not mockingly. Not cruelly.

   Just… disbelief and awe and fear and joy all at once.

   “Oh my God,” he said. “We’re gonna need a bigger truck.”

   Chapter Thirty-Seven: The Storm

   What came next wasn’t easy.

   They had fights. Big ones.

   Victoria sobbed one night, yelling that she couldn’t raise a child in a rolling circus.

   Wonderhussy threw a bowl of quinoa across the camp when Randy suggested they “just see where things go.”

   Hormones. Fear. Old wounds.

   “I’m not twenty-five anymore,” Sarah snapped. “This isn’t a fun side quest. This could be the rest of my life.”

   “But what does that look like?” Victoria cried. “Two moms? One dad? A rotating tent schedule?”

   They needed answers.

   And no one had them.

   Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Reset

   They parked for two weeks outside of a small off-grid community in New Mexico. No internet. No filming. Just quiet.

   They met with a midwife named Fern who wore overalls and had delivered 400 babies in barns, vans, and hot springs.

   She listened to them.

   Then she said, “You’ve already done the hardest part. You’ve loved each other honestly. That’s rarer than you think.”

   Fern didn’t give them rules.

   She gave them a plan.

   Two prenatal schedules. Shared responsibilities. Boundaries. Safe words for emotional overload.

   “Don’t build a fantasy,” she warned. “Build a rhythm. The baby’s gonna dance to it either way.”

   Chapter Thirty-Nine: Announcing the Impossible

   They posted a joint video.

   Wonderhussy. Victoria. Randy.

   Side by side, nervous, hand in hand.

   No gimmicks. No cutesy intro music.

   Just Wonderhussy saying, “So… turns out the desert had a plot twist for us.”

   Victoria smiled. “We’re both expecting.”

   Randy added, “It’s complicated. And wonderful. And yeah, we’re still figuring it out. But we’re doing it together.”

   The internet went wild.

   Headlines popped up:

   “Desert Throuple Expecting Dual Babies — Internet Reacts.”
   “Poly Parenting: Radical or Reckless?”

   But again, they tuned it out.

   They had bigger things to worry about.

   Tiny hearts. Tiny feet. Two new lives coming fast.

   Chapter Forty: The Heartbeat

   One warm morning, Wonderhussy and Victoria lay on two folding cots in a converted Airstream.

   Fern held a Doppler wand to each belly, slowly moving it until—

   Lub-dub. Lub-dub.

   And again—

   Lub-dub. Lub-dub.

   Two heartbeats.

   Two stories beginning.

   They looked at each other.

   No jealousy.

   No fear.

   Just tears.

   Randy stood outside, staring at the sunrise, a hand pressed to his chest like he could feel both rhythms inside him.

   Epilogue: Becoming

   They didn’t choose suburbia.

   They didn’t choose separation.

   They chose a new kind of tribe.

   They parked the Unimog beside a small earthship home they were building themselves. Solar panels. Water catchment. A nursery with stars painted on the ceiling.

   And every night, they made new rhythms.

   Three adults.

   Two babies.

   One family.

   Unwritten.

   Unashamed.

   Unbreakable.

   Title: Desert Hearts and Cold Shadows
   Chapter Forty-One: Two Times Two

   It happened at the twenty-week scan.

   The midwife, Fern, invited them into a friend’s converted shipping container clinic outside Taos. It was equipped with a real ultrasound machine, patched into solar batteries and humming like a quiet spaceship.

   First, Wonderhussy lay back, her belly smeared with cool gel. Randy held her hand. Victoria watched, holding her breath.

   “There’s your baby,” Fern said.

   Randy exhaled.

   Then Fern moved the wand slightly and tilted her head.

   “And… there’s the other one.”

   Sarah blinked.

   “Excuse me?”

   “Twins,” Fern confirmed. “Two strong heartbeats. Congratulations.”

   Chapter Forty-Two: Déjà Two

   They were still processing the news when it was Victoria’s turn.

   She climbed up onto the exam bed, her hands already shaking.

   Fern smiled gently. “Well, let’s see what the universe has in store for you.”

   The machine hummed again. Gel spread across her skin.

   There it was—one baby. Clear. Moving.

   And then…

   Fern paused.

   She looked up, eyes wide, and started laughing.

   “Oh my god,” she said.

   “What?” Victoria asked, panicked.

   “I hope you like even numbers.”

   Randy blinked. “Are you serious?”

   Fern nodded.

   “You’re both having twins.”

   Chapter Forty-Three: Multiply

   They didn’t speak the entire drive back to camp.

   The desert stretched out forever, indifferent to their shock.

   At the Unimog, Randy sat on the tailgate and muttered, “I need… math.”

   “Two babies was a curveball,” Wonderhussy said, pacing. “But four? That’s a damn invasion.”

   Victoria sat down and burst into laughter—then started crying—then laughing again.

   “I don’t even own four bottles. Or four bras. Or four of anything.”

   Wonderhussy dropped next to her. “I don’t even know four lullabies.”

   Randy stared into space. “We’re gonna need a bigger solar bank.”

   Chapter Forty-Four: Realignment

   They made new plans.

   More gear. More midwives. More backup food storage. More water. A second trailer was purchased and gutted. Volunteers from their online community offered to help build bunk beds, collect baby supplies, and even knit tiny hats for “the Dustlings,” as fans started calling the unborn quartet.

   But behind the humor was real, raw fear.

   Victoria had a quiet meltdown in the compost toilet one morning and whispered to Wonderhussy through the door:
   “I don’t want to disappear into this. I want to still be me.”

   Wonderhussy leaned her head against the door. “We don’t disappear. We multiply. There’s a difference.”

   Chapter Forty-Five: Interview Revisited

   They did one last interview—short, soft-lit, and deeply human.

   Victoria sat with her head on Wonderhussy’s shoulder. Randy sat cross-legged on the floor beside them.

   “We didn’t ask for this,” Sarah said, rubbing her belly.

   “But somehow,” Victoria added, “it asked for us.”

   Randy smiled. “And we said yes.”

   The interviewer asked, “Do you think this kind of love is sustainable?”

   Wonderhussy’s eyes flicked to Victoria, then to Randy, then back to the camera.

   “I think if you water it, build it, and let it breathe,” she said, “you’ll be surprised what grows.”

   Chapter Forty-Six: Night of the Names

   One windless night, beneath a full moon, they sat around a fire and wrote names in the sand.

   Each person got a turn.

   They picked names from old maps, desert flowers, half-remembered dreams.

   They laughed, argued, cried.

   Then smoothed the sand and started again.

   And in the quiet that followed, with hands on bellies and the sound of coyotes in the distance, they realized:

   They weren’t just lovers anymore.

   They were a tribe.

   A family.

   A future.

   Epilogue: And Then There Were Seven

   When the time came—two births, one week apart—everyone showed up.

   Midwives. Friends. Subscribers who had become chosen family. There were hot towels, solar fans, moonstone necklaces, and hand-painted banners that said “WILD LOVE LIVES HERE.”

   Each baby came into the world wailing and red-faced and furious to be alive.

   Two in Sarah’s arms. Two in Victoria’s.

   Randy cried for each one.

   They named them with desert names and star names and names that meant “resilient” in languages no one spoke anymore.

   And when the dust settled, and the screaming faded, and the Unimog creaked in the wind…

   They looked around at their chaos.

   And laughed.

   Because love, when lived fully, doesn’t shrink under pressure.

   It expands.

   Title: Desert Hearts and Cold Shadows
   Chapter Forty-Seven: The Return

   Three years later, the desert was still in them.

   But it wasn’t around them anymore.

   Instead of red rock and salt flats, there were cornfields and fog. Instead of sagebrush, there were old barns, diesel trucks, and local radio shows.

   They had moved into Randy’s late grandparents’ farmhouse on ten acres outside of Mount Vernon, Ohio — a peeling white two-story place with a rusted windmill, a duck pond, and more raccoons than seemed reasonable.

   They came for space. For stability. For the kids.

   But the minute they arrived, people started whispering:

   “Aren’t they that trio from YouTube?”
   “You know… with the twins? The… arrangement?”
   “They all live together. Raising babies and filming ghost towns. But now they’re doin’ it in our ZIP code.”

   The locals didn’t know what to call them.

   So eventually they settled on:

   The Midwest Family Hussy’s.

   Chapter Forty-Eight: Country Curious

   At first, the name was meant to be mocking.

   Some church ladies murmured it at the farmers market:

   “There go the Hussy’s again. Bringing California values to Knox County.”

   But then Sarah made a homemade hot pepper jelly that slapped, and Randy fixed a neighbor’s tractor starter, and Victoria started teaching yoga at the VFW hall on Wednesday mornings.

   People came around.

   Sort of.

   Mostly.

   The name stuck—but it changed tone.

   Kids at school said it like a title.

   “The Hussy Twins” became semi-famous. Four of them—two with Wonderhussy’s wild eyes, two with Victoria’s steel focus. All with Randy’s mischievous grin.

   Chapter Forty-Nine: Buckeye Strangeness

   Life in Ohio was quieter, but never dull.

   Randy started a side hustle restoring old barns and filming the process. Wonderhussy turned the root cellar into a kombucha lab and began making short doc-style videos about the weird side of rural America: haunted covered bridges, cornfield cults, abandoned amusement parks.

   Victoria surprised everyone by opening a hybrid yoga/meditation/wilderness therapy studio in a converted chicken coop.

   The family became quirky local legends.

   People honked when they saw the rusted Unimog.

   Teenagers asked for photos with “the poly hippie moms.”

   And the local hardware store had a sign on the bulletin board:

   “HUSSY FAMILY NEEDS MASON JARS AGAIN—LEAVE EXTRAS BY THE POND.”

   Chapter Fifty: Judgment Day Parade

   Then came the town’s annual “Judgment Day Jubilee,” a mix between a summer fair and a subtle spiritual scolding, sponsored by several local churches. Sarah and Victoria debated skipping it.

   But Randy insisted.

   “You want to live here?” he said. “We show up.”

   So they did.

   With a float.

   Four wagons, pulled by goats, decorated in glitter and feathers. The twins dressed as little bees and fireflies. Wonderhussy wore a prairie dress over a fishnet bodysuit. Victoria wore denim overalls, one strap down. Randy wore an American flag bandana and nothing else up top.

   They smiled.

   They waved.

   They owned it.

   And when they passed by, even the judgmental preacher’s wife said, under her breath:

   “Well… they do look happy.”

   Chapter Fifty-One: Fame Returns

   A producer from NPR Midwest reached out.

   “We’re doing a piece on unconventional rural families. You’ve become something of a legend.”

   They declined at first.

   But then Sarah thought about it.

   She wasn’t running anymore. Not from the desert. Not from being older than Victoria. Not from having four wild children. Not from her past.

   So they did the interview. At the kitchen table. With farm sounds in the background and barefoot kids running in and out.

   When asked what made it work, Sarah said:

   “We stopped asking if we were doing it right.
   We just asked if we were doing it with love.”

   And that line went viral. Again.

   Epilogue: Seasons

   By their fourth Ohio winter, the twins were riding bikes.

   The farmhouse had a new roof. The barn had a wood stove. Victoria had started a moonlit women’s circle that drew half the town.

   And every night, after the kids were down, after the dogs were fed, after the wood stove crackled low…

   Sarah, Victoria, and Randy would sit on the back porch under wool blankets, watching the stars struggle through Ohio clouds.

   Sometimes they talked about going back West.

   Sometimes they didn’t talk at all.

   Because for now?

   They were the Midwest Family Hussy’s.

   And that was enough.

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   **THE LEGEND OF SALLY SWAMPASS**

   July 9, 2025

   ### **THE LEGEND OF SALLY SWAMPASS**

   Wonderhussy leaned back in her creaky chair beneath the tin roof of the Amargosa Hotel porch, a sun-bleached straw hat tilted low over her brow. She lit a Lucky Strike and exhaled slow, letting the smoke coil like a desert spirit toward the blood-orange sunset.

   “Way out West,” she began, her voice dry as a Death Valley creek bed, “where the sagebrush ends and the mirages shimmer like broken promises, a tale is told of a lonesome drifter who haunts the desert. They say she’s searchin’ still—for the desperado who stole her heart, her horse… and her chonies.”

   A gaggle of tourists stopped dead in their tracks, squinting past their camera straps and sunburns.

   “Y’all ain’t heard of her?” Wonderhussy raised an eyebrow. “Then gather ‘round, ’cause it’s high time you learned the truth behind the name whispered in saloons from Sonora to Santa Fe…”

   She leaned in, eyes glinting with ghost stories and road dust.

   “They called her… **Sally Swampass.**”

   —

   #### **CHAPTER ONE: A DRY BEGINNING**

   Sally wasn’t born in the desert. No, she was forged in it—like iron left to bake on a blacksmith’s anvil under a relentless July sun.

   She rode into Furnace Creek one blistering afternoon astride a dappled mustang named *Sancho*, wearing nothing but a tattered duster, a Stetson big enough to shade a wagon, and a pair of chonies that hadn’t seen the inside of a washtub since the Gold Rush.

   Nobody knew where she came from, but everyone knew when she arrived. The air grew thicker. The cicadas fell silent. And the bartender at the Dusty Pickle dropped a full tray of beer mugs when he got a whiff of her.

   They say the heat radiating from her backside created shimmering waves on the horizon—so powerful they warped reality. Men forgot their wives. Women forgot their men. Coyotes forgot how to howl.

   It wasn’t just sweat. It was *vengeance*, distilled into steam.

   —

   #### **CHAPTER TWO: THE THIEVING HEART**

   The trouble started, as it always does, with a man and a lie.

   His name was *Cactus Jack DuPré*—a charmer with eyes like denim worn thin, a tongue slicker than an oil rig, and a laugh that could melt a nun’s resolve.

   Sally met him in a cantina near Calexico. He danced with her under string lights and spiked her tequila with sweet nothings. Told her he had a dream of building a ranch out where the stars didn’t know fences, where the only law was love.

   She was young then. Still believed in stars.

   One night, after a sweaty round of two-step and tumbleweed tango, Sally woke up to find her saddlebag empty, *Sancho* missing, and her chonies gone—yanked clean off while she snored beneath the open sky.

   All he left was a tumbleweed and a note:

   **“Sorry, darlin’. Love is a one-horse town—and I just rode off with both.”**

   From that day forward, Sally vowed to find him.

   And to make him pay.

   —

   #### **CHAPTER THREE: A TRAIL OF SWEAT AND VENGEANCE**

   She chased his scent through every clapboard town and hidden arroyo, from the lava beds of Amboy to the ghost lights of Rhyolite. Along the way, legends grew. Mothers told their daughters, “Don’t wear leather jackets in Death Valley, honey—not unless you want your butt to melt like a Dali clock.”

   They say her swampy scent could peel paint off a church bell.

   They say buzzards flew in circles above her, not because she was dyin’, but because they were *tempted*.

   And they say—when the wind is just right—you can still hear the *splat* of sweat dripping onto the sand from the canyons of her mighty hindquarters.

   She became a myth. A desert revenant. A warning.

   Men fell in love with her and evaporated. One preacher tried to baptize her in a desert spring—three days later, the water was gone, and the preacher was found wandering naked, mumbling about “the misty plains of her backside.”

   —

   #### **CHAPTER FOUR: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN**

   It was in Ballarat that she finally caught his scent—fresh snake oil and cheap cologne. Locals pointed toward the old mine shaft up by the hills. Sally rode up on foot, dragging a sack of mesquite thorns and wearing nothing but her hat, boots, and a pair of new leather chaps that steamed like kettle whistles.

   Cactus Jack was older now, grizzled, his charm weathered like driftwood in a flash flood.

   “You came all this way,” he said, smiling with the kind of teeth that had seen too many poker nights.

   “You owe me,” she growled. “My horse. My heart. My cotton drawers.”

   He reached for his gun. She reached for her waistband.

   The rest is legend.

   Some say they dueled at dawn, both firing, both missing—but the friction from her thighs ignited the desert brush, and Jack ran off screaming, pants aflame.

   Others say she lassoed him with her sweat-soaked chaps and dragged him from Barstow to Baker, leaving a trail of scorched regret across the Mojave.

   Either way, he was never seen again.

   But *she* remained.

   —

   #### **EPILOGUE: THE DESERT NEVER FORGETS**

   Now, folks say Sally Swampass roams the backroads still—riding a ghost horse, wearing a new pair of breeches made from the skins of all the men who tried to tame her.

   She’s not looking for revenge anymore.

   She’s looking for a laundromat.

   Or maybe… for herself.

   So if you’re driving through the desert one lonely night and catch a whiff of something hot, damp, and oddly empowering, don’t be alarmed.

   Just roll down your window and whisper:
   **“Ride on, Sally. Ride on.”**

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   Granite Roots: Randy’s Journey to York

   July 10, 2025

   **Title: “Granite Roots: Randy’s Journey to York”**

   —

   **Chapter One: A Letter from the Past**

   Randy sat under the awning of his Unimog, boots up on the bumper, flipping through an old leather-bound journal with care. The cover was cracked and timeworn, and the ink inside had faded to a soft brown. It smelled of must and something deeper—like the breath of a hidden attic. On the first page, written in elegant 18th-century script, was the name: *Nathaniel Barrell*. And just below that, in the same hand, a simple phrase:

   *”May this account remain a testament to reason and liberty.”*

   Randy had found the book years ago in a forgotten box passed down from a distant aunt. He never paid it much attention until one rainy day he opened it—and saw the signature. It had since become a touchstone for him, a fragment of a mystery buried in time.

   He looked up as Wonderhussy’s 4Runner rolled into camp, its paint dusty from a week on the road. She climbed out wearing boots, a scarf, and that wide smile that meant trouble—or adventure.

   “You said something about ancestors, a haunted house, and a graveyard?” she called.

   “I said *family history,* not haunted house,” Randy said, grinning. “Though there might be a ghost or two involved.”

   She tilted her head. “This is the same family that helped finance the first American ship around the world?”

   He nodded. “Joseph Barrell of Boston. He was the brother of Sally Sayward Barrell, one of America’s first women novelists. She married Nathaniel Barrell. And they all connect back to my ten-times-great-grandfather, George Barrell, who came over from England in 1638.”

   Wonderhussy plopped into a folding chair. “You’ve been holding out on me.”

   “I was waiting for the right moment,” Randy said, tapping the journal. “I’m going to York Village, Maine. To the Sayward-Wheeler House. Sally’s house. Nathaniel’s too. This journal belonged to him. And I’ve got a picture of it sitting on *his* desk in that house.”

   Her eyebrows rose. “You’re telling me the journal came full circle?”

   Randy gave her a sly smile. “Want to come?”

   She didn’t even hesitate. “Hell yes.”

   —

   **Chapter Two: Crossing Time on the Coast**

   Their drive east was a slow pilgrimage—days tracing forgotten highways, sleeping in the back of the Unimog, watching America’s past slip by in the form of old barns, covered bridges, and towns with names older than the Constitution. By the time they crossed into Maine, the salt of the Atlantic hung thick in the air, and Randy’s heart beat just a little faster.

   York Village welcomed them with whitewashed clapboard houses, iron gates, and an unmistakable feeling of preserved history. The Sayward-Wheeler House stood just a short walk from the harbor—a two-story, saltbox-style home trimmed in white, its wide front door like the sealed cover of a book waiting to be opened.

   “I swear I’ve seen this place in a dream,” Wonderhussy said as they stood in the gravel drive. “It’s *so* New England gothic.”

   Inside, they were met by a local historical docent named Claire, who looked at Randy with professional curiosity when he introduced himself.

   “You said you’re related to the Barrells?” she asked.

   “George Barrell was my ancestor,” Randy replied. “Ten generations back. And I have something that once belonged to Nathaniel Barrell.”

   He pulled the small leather book from his bag and showed her the signature page.

   Claire’s eyes widened. “This is extraordinary. Would you mind… showing me where you photographed it?”

   Randy opened his phone and scrolled through his images until he landed on one he’d taken on a previous visit—Nathaniel Barrell’s book sitting on an 18th-century writing desk in the upstairs study of the Sayward-Wheeler House.

   “It was right here,” he said. “I didn’t realize until later that the book and the desk had likely known each other centuries ago.”

   Claire nodded with reverence. “You’re not just visiting this house. In a way, you’re returning.”

   —

   **Chapter Three: Sally’s Parlor**

   Wonderhussy explored the parlor with her usual reverent curiosity, fingers lightly skimming the carved woodwork, camera ready to catch the way the light fell across a grandfather clock. Claire led them into what had once been Sally’s writing room. The sunlight filtered through leaded glass windows, and an old ink blotter still sat near the edge of the desk.

   “Sally published under the name Sally Wood,” Claire explained. “Her first novel came out in 1800. She was bold and quiet—a woman writing fiction in a time when it was nearly scandalous.”

   Randy nodded. “She was Joseph’s sister. And Joseph funded the *Columbia*, the first American ship to circumnavigate the globe. These people weren’t just connected by blood. They were thinkers. Movers. Outliers.”

   Wonderhussy leaned on the windowsill, gazing out at the ancient lilacs beyond. “And now here you are. Dragging a dusty book across the continent to show your roots you haven’t forgotten them.”

   Randy smiled. “Seems only fair.”

   —

   **Chapter Four: The Barrell Cemetery**

   Later that afternoon, they followed GPS to a tree-lined trail north of the village. The coordinates—**43.14313, -70.70461**—led them to a narrow stone wall hidden by vines. Inside, the old Barrell family cemetery sat under a canopy of whispering spruce, the air thick with damp moss and memory.

   They stepped lightly between tilted headstones. Some names were clear: *Nathaniel Barrell*, *Martha Sayward Barrell*, *Joseph Barrell*. Others were barely legible, eroded by time and Maine winters. The cemetery felt forgotten but sacred, a secret pocket of history waiting to be remembered.

   Randy knelt beside a stone, brushing away leaves.

   “Here,” he said, voice low. “Joseph. Died 1804. This man helped launch the American presence on the global sea.”

   “And now his descendant lives in the desert, drives a German tank, and carries his old cousin’s book across the country,” Wonderhussy added with a grin.

   They left Tecopa pebbles on the stones, small sun-bleached tokens of Randy’s faraway home. Wonderhussy added a sprig of sage from her pack, laying it gently on Sally’s grave.

   “I think she’d like you,” Randy said.

   “I think she’d find us both absurd,” Wonderhussy replied. “But I’ll take that as a compliment.”

   —

   **Chapter Five: Departure**

   As they drove out of York the next morning, the sky was overcast but the air smelled of lilacs and salt. Wonderhussy rode with her boots up on the dash, leafing through a guide to colonial architecture, while Randy kept one hand on the wheel and one on the journal.

   “You ever wonder,” she asked, “what they’d say if they could see you now? Driving cross-country in a Unimog with a vlogger named Wonderhussy?”

   Randy laughed. “Nathaniel probably would’ve thought I was a heretic. Joseph might’ve asked if I had any ships. Sally… I think she’d have written it all down.”

   “Then maybe you should,” she said. “Write it down. Tell the story.”

   He nodded slowly. “Yeah. Maybe I will.”

   And with the past in the rearview mirror and the road open ahead, Randy and Wonderhussy rolled west once more—carrying with them a legacy of ink, wood, and stone, and the knowledge that family history isn’t something buried in the past.

   It’s something you live, step by step, mile by mile.

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8. 

   Because the Night: Wonderhussy at the Amargosa Opera House

   July 11, 2025

   **“Because the Night: Wonderhussy at the Amargosa Opera House”**

   —

   It had started with a cryptic letter.

   Handwritten in cobalt ink on a thick vellum envelope, it bore no return address, only the looping script across the front:

   **”To Miss Wonderhussy — Performer, Explorer, Desert Queen”**

   Inside, a single card:

   > *”You are cordially invited to the Amargosa Opera House. The stage is yours. Do whatever your heart desires. One night only. — M.M.”*

   Wonderhussy read it twice, then once more just to be sure. Her heartbeat quickened. This wasn’t a prank. The Amargosa Opera House — that ghostly, iconic theater in the middle of Death Valley’s nowhere — had summoned her. No rules. No limitations.

   Just her. And a stage.

   —

   She arrived a week later, riding into Death Valley in her trusty 4Runner, the windows down, the wind tangling her hair as she cruised past crumbling mining camps and endless scrub desert. As always, she dressed for the moment — black fringe jacket, turquoise necklace, worn boots, and a head full of dreams. But there was something different today. She felt it in her bones.

   The Amargosa Opera House shimmered like a mirage in the desert heat. Its faded white adobe walls and sky-blue trim stood defiant against the sun, as if daring time to erase it. Inside, the cool darkness welcomed her, lit only by shafts of golden light from high windows and the surreal murals of Marta Becket — ballerinas and kings, jesters and ladies — forever watching from the painted walls.

   She stepped onto the stage in the empty house. Wood creaked beneath her boots. The dust caught the light like desert ghosts. She whispered into the quiet, “What do I want to do?”

   And then she knew.

   —

   That night, the house was full. Word had spread like wildfire across the Mojave. Locals, artists, old miners, off-grid loners, and curious travelers packed the hundred seats of the little opera house. The buzz was electric — no one knew what Wonderhussy had planned, only that she’d been given the run of the place.

   Backstage, she checked her makeup — just enough sparkle, but not too much. She had her battered guitar beside her, even though she wasn’t going to play. A backing track would do tonight. She closed her eyes, steadying herself, and whispered the lyrics one last time.

   Then the lights dimmed.

   A hush fell over the crowd.

   She stepped into the spotlight.

   Wonderhussy looked radiant under the single beam — part desert enchantress, part outlaw bard, and part cosmic rock-and-roll priestess. She gripped the vintage microphone like it held the last secret of the desert, and when the first haunting notes of “Because the Night” filled the air, you could feel the whole room hold its breath.

   She sang:

   > *“Take me now, baby, here as I am…
   > Pull me close, try and understand…”*

   The moment she hit the chorus, her voice soared. It wasn’t just singing — it was release. Raw. Vulnerable. Fierce. Every heartbreak, every midnight drive, every lonely campfire, every dance under the stars — it was all there in her voice.

   > *“Because the night belongs to lovers…
   > Because the night belongs to lust…”*

   She prowled the stage, eyes blazing, hips swaying, drawing the energy from the murals and flinging it back at the crowd. People were stunned. Then screaming. Then crying. A desert shaman had cast her spell.

   When the last echo of the final note faded into the adobe walls, there was a beat of silence — the kind that comes when the soul has just been peeled open.

   Then it hit.

   Applause like thunder.

   The crowd leapt to their feet. Cheers bounced off the murals. Stomped boots rattled the floorboards. People were hugging, howling, waving lighters and phones. Someone yelled, “WONDERHUSSY FOR PRESIDENT!”

   She stood there, laughing, bowing, tears in her eyes. She had done it. Not for fame, not for clout — but because she’d felt something, and dared to give it away.

   And the desert — like it always did — had given something back.

   —

   Later that night, after the crowd had filtered out into the star-drenched darkness, Wonderhussy sat alone in the middle of the stage, sipping warm whiskey from a dented flask. The ghost of Marta Becket seemed to smile from her mural throne.

   A soft voice behind her said, “You could’ve done anything tonight. Why that song?”

   Wonderhussy looked up. A desert rat in a moth-eaten coat stood there, smiling.

   “Because,” she said simply, “the night *does* belong to lovers. And weirdos. And wanderers. And everyone who doesn’t fit anywhere else but here.”

   She raised her flask to the painted ballerinas, to the crickets outside, to the ghosts in the walls.

   “To the night,” she whispered.

   And the Amargosa Opera House, quiet and ancient, whispered back.

   —

   **THE END**

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9. 

   Wonderhussy Returns to the Amargosa

   July 11, 2025

   **Wonderhussy Returns to the Amargosa: A Night of Unchained Emotion**

   The sun was just beginning to dip behind the jagged edges of the Funeral Mountains, casting long golden shadows across the desolate stretch of Highway 127. The air in Death Valley was still, thick with that surreal magic that only comes in the twilight hour, and the little oasis of the Amargosa Opera House stood out like a dream from another time—its white adobe walls glowing against the barren backdrop like a desert mirage.

   Wonderhussy hadn’t been back in some time. Her last visit to the historic Opera House had been a whirlwind of emotion and applause, the kind of night that burned itself into memory like a branding iron. She still remembered the smell of the dusty stage, the hush of anticipation as the lights dimmed, and the roar of the audience after she sang “Because the Night” with all the fire in her soul.

   But this time… this time was different.

   Marta Becket might have passed into legend, but the spirit of the Opera House still pulsed with life—waiting, watching. And this time, Wonderhussy had been invited back with a rare offer: *“Do anything you want. The stage is yours.”*

   She’d been traveling through the backroads of the Mojave, filming oddball ruins, talking to desert eccentrics, and sleeping under the stars in her 4Runner. But when the invitation came—delivered as a gilded envelope slipped beneath her door at Tecopa Hot Springs—she knew exactly where she was meant to be.

   As she stood behind the red velvet curtain, barefoot in a flowing vintage gown that shimmered like moonlight, Wonderhussy felt her heartbeat thrum in time with the old wooden floor beneath her feet. The audience on the other side was already murmuring—locals from Shoshone, artists from Pahrump, desert rats, old friends, curious wanderers—and all had come to see what Wonderhussy would do *this time*.

   She took a deep breath and stepped out onto the stage.

   The room quieted instantly.

   She moved to center stage with poise and grace, her presence somehow both ethereal and grounded in the grit of the desert. No introductions. No explanations.

   The house lights dimmed further, casting everything into shadow except the pool of golden light that surrounded her. And then, from the old speakers wired to the Opera House’s antique system, the first soft, trembling notes of *”Unchained Melody”* began to play.

   Her eyes closed as the music swelled. And then—

   **”Oh, my love… my darling…”**

   The moment she began to sing, the entire room shifted. Her voice wasn’t the loudest or the most polished, but it carried something deeper—raw emotion, yearning, truth. Each note floated through the Opera House like dust motes in the sunlight, lingering in the air, soaking into the very adobe walls.

   **”I’ve hungered for… your touch… a long, lonely time…”**

   A woman in the front row gasped, hand to her heart. An old miner near the back wiped his eyes with a trembling hand. Even the skeptical young couple who’d stumbled in while road-tripping from L.A. leaned forward, captivated.

   Wonderhussy’s voice cracked slightly as she poured her soul into the chorus—*“Are you still mine?”*—and that imperfection only made it more real. More human.

   The desert had stripped her down to her essence over the years. She’d chased ghost towns and climbed forgotten peaks, eaten canned beans by firelight and bathed in hot springs under a thousand stars. And now, all those moments—the solitude, the heartbreak, the longing, the *wild hope*—poured out of her like a river finally breaching the dam.

   By the time she reached the final trembling lines—

   **“I need your love… God speed your love… to me…”**

   —the Opera House had fallen utterly silent. No rustling, no coughing. Not even a breath. Just the aching reverberation of her voice echoing into the rafters, where Marta’s spirit surely hovered, watching with pride.

   And then—

   A single sob.

   Then another.

   Then a tidal wave of emotion crashed over the room.

   There wasn’t a dry eye in the Amargosa Opera House.

   People clutched each other. Strangers held hands. Some sat stunned, weeping silently, as if Wonderhussy had unearthed something they’d buried long ago and held it up like a shining relic.

   And then the applause started.

   Slow. Reverent. Almost reluctant to shatter the moment.

   But it built. Oh, how it built.

   Soon the entire Opera House was on its feet, thundering with applause and cheers, the walls practically vibrating with love and gratitude. Wonderhussy stood in the center, tears streaming freely down her cheeks, hands over her heart, overwhelmed.

   She hadn’t just sung a song. She’d cracked open the human soul.

   Afterward, no one wanted to leave. People lingered in the lobby and under the stars outside, talking in hushed voices, sharing memories, crying, laughing. It was one of those nights that couldn’t be explained—only felt.

   Inside, alone for a moment, Wonderhussy returned to the stage. She looked up at the ceiling, where the painted angels still flew in frozen grace.

   “Thank you, Marta,” she whispered. “For letting me fly, too.”

   And from somewhere deep in the bones of the Opera House, it felt like the desert itself whispered back.

   —

   **And that night, under the velvet sky of Death Valley, Wonderhussy sang not just to a crowd, but to the entire desert—and it sang back.**

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10. 

    Desert Hearts and Dusty Dreams at the Amargosa

    July 11, 2025

    **Title: Desert Hearts and Dusty Dreams at the Amargosa**

    The desert doesn’t forget its legends.

    And neither does the Amargosa Opera House.

    It was nearing the tail end of another blazing summer when the invitation came. A delicate envelope, weathered like it had traveled across time instead of just the desert. On the back, the same red wax seal—shaped like a rose, like last time—was pressed neatly, as if whispering, *Return to the stage. It misses you.*

    Inside, the message was simple:
    **“Wonderhussy, the stage is yours. Do anything you want.”**

    No limits. No rules. Just her, the old ghostly opera house, and whatever she chose to bring to life.

    She leaned back in her chair, grinning under her wide-brimmed hat, the desert wind tugging playfully at the ends of her hair. This time, she had an idea—and it wasn’t a solo performance. She picked up her phone and called Randy.

    Randy, who had been exploring backroads in his Unimog and tinkering with an old mandolin in a canyon up north, answered with a slow drawl and a chuckle. “The Amargosa? You’re tellin’ me they want us to rock that old joint?”

    “Not rock,” Wonderhussy said. “*Stevie Nicks*. ‘Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around.’ You’ll be Tom Petty.”

    He was quiet for a second. Then, “Hell yeah.”

    —

    A week later, the crowd began to gather as twilight painted the sky with molten streaks of pink and gold. They came in pickups and campers, beat-up sedans and dusty motorcycles. Word had spread fast: Wonderhussy was returning to the Amargosa Opera House. And she was bringing *Randy*.

    The opera house hadn’t seen a buzz like this in decades. Inside, Marta Becket’s murals still stared from the walls—ghostly dancers and powdered nobles frozen in their eternal applause. The scent of old wood, paint, and desert dust filled the air.

    Backstage, Wonderhussy adjusted her black velvet top and pulled a long silk scarf around her neck in true Stevie fashion. Her blonde hair shimmered under stage lights. Randy, in a worn denim vest and faded tee, tuned his guitar beside her, tapping the beat softly with the heel of his boot.

    “You nervous?” he asked.

    She grinned. “Only if you forget the lyrics.”

    Randy winked. “I never forget a good heartbreak song.”

    The lights dimmed. The crowd hushed. And then—

    The slow, bluesy guitar intro of **”Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around”** rolled out across the theater like a slow storm.

    Wonderhussy stepped into the spotlight, her voice smoky and full of heat:

    **“Baby you’ll come knockin’ on my front door…”**

    Her voice was like a desert wind—soft at first, then full of fire and feeling. As she sang, the crowd leaned forward, captivated.

    Then Randy stepped out, his guitar slung low, and sang his part with a dusty rasp:

    **“It’s hard to think about what you wanted…”**

    The crowd let out a cheer. Two desert souls, singing a song older than most of the kids in the back rows, but somehow it felt timeless. Their chemistry was electric—more than a duet, it was a story unfolding in real time. Two wanderers in boots and road-dust, trading verses like secrets under the moon.

    As they hit the chorus:

    **“Stop draggin’ my—stop draggin’ my—stop draggin’ my heart around…”**

    The crowd rose as one. Voices rang out across the opera house. People sang, howled, clapped, stomped. The opera house *shook* with life.

    A woman in the third row danced in her seat. An old man with a gray beard lifted his arms like he was back at a concert in 1982. Teens and elders sang together. Even the ghosts in the murals, if you looked closely, seemed to sway with the beat.

    Randy and Wonderhussy circled each other on stage, playful, powerful. She tossed her scarf into the crowd. He grinned like a kid getting away with something.

    Then the final chorus came crashing down, and they sang it together, eyes locked, hearts wide open:

    **“Baby you could never look me in the eye…
    Yeah you buckle with the weight of the words…”**

    **“Stop draggin’ my—stop draggin’ my—stop draggin’ my heart around!”**

    The final chord rang out and echoed across the room like thunder through a canyon.

    For a moment, there was silence—charged and sacred.

    Then the crowd exploded.

    Applause, whistles, wild cheers. Someone yelled, “Encore!” Another voice added, “Play it again!” People stomped the floorboards until dust rose from beneath the seats.

    Randy looked at Wonderhussy. She laughed, catching her breath, mascara a little smudged from tears and sweat. “That,” she said, “was some real magic.”

    He nodded. “I think the desert approves.”

    They took their bows, hand in hand, two desert hearts that refused to be dragged down by time, by heartbreak, or by the weight of the world.

    Outside, the night sky was so full of stars it looked like someone had spilled diamonds across black velvet. But inside the Amargosa, Wonderhussy and Randy had already made a new constellation—one built on music, freedom, and the strange kind of love that only blooms under desert moons.

    And as the crowd slowly filtered into the cooling Death Valley night, not a single soul would ever forget what they’d witnessed.

    Not ever.

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11. 

    Bill Dudley

    July 16, 2025

    I hate to be the one to say this, but RANDY, what the hell is your problem ?
    What kind of sick twisted man are you to continually post the same meaningless shit on every blog that Sara puts out there. You are the reason that women are afraid to be approached by good men just wanting to giving a complement in person or email. I believe we have all read enough, please kindly stop it !!

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    1. 

       Randy

       July 16, 2025

       Hi Bill
       The question is why does Sarah Jane keep posting my stories.
       She sat on about 15 stories for about 2 months then posted them all at once.
       At this point it is a game to see how long until she will not post anymore.
       It has been 1 year so far.
       Will she stop post my stories??????

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12. 

    wonderhussy

    July 17, 2025

    I do feel like it’s sort of clogging up my comments section, but I’m a big believer in free speech and the freedom of the press, so for now I’m just letting them stand!

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13. 

    Randy

    July 17, 2025

    Look, I get it. My stories aren’t everyone’s cup of mushroom tea. But let’s set the record straight: I don’t post these myself. *Sarah Jane* — yes, the Wonderhussy herself — has full control over what shows up. She sat on about 15 of my tales for two months, then hit “publish” on all of them like she was clearing out the garage before Burning Man. That flood? Not on me.

    Now, I know you think I’m some “sick twisted man,” but here’s the kicker — I’ve got dyslexia. Writing’s a beast for me. So I use AI to help shape my ideas into stories. Think of it as me throwing spaghetti at the wall, and the algorithm shaping it into a meatball. A weird, occasionally off-putting meatball, sure — but I’m doing my best.

    As for the idea that I’m single-handedly ruining compliments for the rest of mankind… I mean, come on. That’s giving me way too much power. I’m just a guy with a keyboard, a backlog of strange desert tales, and a fondness for wordy tangents.

    If Sarah Jane ever wants to pull the plug, she’s got the off switch. She can do a good ol’ fashioned book burning if that’s her vibe — digital kindling burns fast, I hear.

    Until then, I’ll just keep being the unpaid jester in the court of Wonderhussy.
    She has about 5 stories in the can right now let see if she posts them?

    Cheers,
    Randy

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14. 

    Bill Dudley

    July 17, 2025

    Randy, I am sorry you are dyslexic, and hope I did not offend you in my last comment. Man I am just rancher living the life in the Ozark Mountains of Arkansas and my motto is “Don’t tread on me”. I served my County so we could all have Freedom of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness which includes freedom of speech. If this is your cup of coffee with the help of “AI”,
    then enjoy your life by all means. Sara I did not intend to cause a stir, I was just posting my freedom of speech, and sometimes my old Southern upbringing clouds my thoughts when I think a woman is being taken advantage of, which was not the case. Thank you for allowing us to comment on your blog, and I have to say we love your content, and follow you with anticipation on your new journeys. Got to go, 225 head of cattle and horses need tending, Stay cool in the heat, and always be safe when out and about….Bill

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15. 

    Randy

    July 17, 2025

    **Dear Sarah Jane,**

    This is a story. Not one of my wild road trip tales or sci-fi fantasies—but a true story, from the heart.

    Once upon a time, there was a guy named Randy who stumbled across a whirlwind desert fairy on YouTube—this funny, fearless, half-mad adventurer wandering abandoned mines and hot springs in fishnets and a cowboy hat, spinning stories with the ease of someone conjuring magic from thin air. That woman was you.

    Now, Randy had lost someone very dear to him—a woman full of life and laughter, who used to see the world with the same wide-open curiosity that you do. When she was gone, there was this silent emptiness, like the sound of wind over dry sand. But then you came along, sharing your stories, your sunshine, your sass—and somehow, without knowing it, you helped bring a little color back into the world.

    A lot of the stories Randy posts on your site—yeah, the weird ones, the long ones, the *what-even-is-this* ones—they’re more than just strange adventures. They’re a way of keeping a connection alive. Not just with the woman he lost, but with *life*. And in those stories, he started using a character based on you—not to flatter or pester, but because your spirit reminded him of what he missed most. You became an avatar of joy, resilience, and mischief.

    Now, he knows he might flood your page with more fiction than facts. And he knows not everyone gets it. But through it all, you’ve put up with his ramblings with more patience than most saints, and for that, he’s truly thankful.

    So this isn’t just a thank-you note—it’s a kind of love letter. Not romantic, not creepy (promise)—but a deep, respectful admiration for someone who helped a stranger feel something again. Your beauty, your boldness, your quick wit—yeah, those are obvious. But it’s your *heart* that makes the difference. You *make up stories on the fly* that help others dream again. That’s magic. That’s rare.

    So thank you, Wonderhussy—not just for tolerating the chaos Randy spills onto your corner of the web, but for *being you*. Keep wandering, keep storytelling, keep dancing in the desert wind. You’re more than you know.

    With heartfelt gratitude,
    **Randy**

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