CALL NOW — SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED!!

Apologies, friends…..I haven’t had time yet to blog about my recent trip to Key West, Florida…nor about my hijinks at the Nevada Democratic Party’s Caucus…nor about my latest trip out to the Wonder Valley rave shack, where I danced naked with two rubber titties stuck to my asscheeks.

But I *DID* make time to film this promotional ad for my modeling business! Times have been tough lately, and I need to book some more photo shoots, ASAP…so check out my commercial, and CALL NOW!!! 😀

 

About wonderhussy

I am a foul-mouthed, flat-chested bon vivant and adventuress who likes to curse, drink, smoke and run around nude, and I refuse to kow-tow to the bourgeois moral code of the day. I’ve lived in Vegas over ten years, and have a few stories to tell. I roll around town in a truck stocked with a Breathalyzer and a swizzle stick, a spare pair of panties and two stun guns. Don’t fuck with me!
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4 Responses to CALL NOW — SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED!!

  1. Admiralllll says:

    Reminds me of commercials on “Better Call Saul”

  2. jen says:

    have you ever been called wonderpussy? Just change one letter, you know.

    • wonderhussy says:

      Well, let’s think about it…since adopting that name, I’ve spent the last 10 years treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality, gamely parrying witty jabs from subliterate fishermen as part of the cost of doing business. What do YOU think?

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