Apologies, friends…..I haven’t had time yet to blog about my recent trip to Key West, Florida…nor about my hijinks at the Nevada Democratic Party’s Caucus…nor about my latest trip out to the Wonder Valley rave shack, where I danced naked with two rubber titties stuck to my asscheeks.

But I *DID* make time to film this promotional ad for my modeling business! Times have been tough lately, and I need to book some more photo shoots, ASAP…so check out my commercial, and CALL NOW!!! 😀



Well, let’s think about it…since adopting that name, I’ve spent the last 10 years treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality, gamely parrying witty jabs from subliterate fishermen as part of the cost of doing business. What do YOU think?

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