I Need Your Help to Become Miss Las Vegas Hempfest!!!

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photos by Adam Sternberg, Shutterbug-Studio and some old porno poster

 

So they’re having this huge festival here in Vegas this October, the Las Vegas Hempfest…and of course, a cheesy contest to go along with it…to find Miss Las Vegas Hempfest.

Well, I submitted for it, and I would REALLY like to win! I mean, who better to represent the stoners of Vegas than moi?!

If you can spare 30sec., head to this link:

 http://www.lasvegashempfest.com/hempfest-girl-contest/

and vote for #67 (me).  I mean….look at the chick who’s currently in the lead!! Surely we can do better than this!!

Come on, guys!! I have a humdinger of a blog coming on Monday…but meanwhile I need your help with this!

Thanks!!

About wonderhussy

I am a foul-mouthed, flat-chested bon vivant and adventuress who likes to curse, drink, smoke and run around nude, and I refuse to kow-tow to the bourgeois moral code of the day. I’ve lived in Vegas over ten years, and have a few stories to tell. I roll around town in a truck stocked with a Breathalyzer and a swizzle stick, a spare pair of panties and two stun guns. Don’t fuck with me!
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20 Responses to I Need Your Help to Become Miss Las Vegas Hempfest!!!

  1. mike meyer says:

    Vote casted,fire one up toots!

  2. Bob Naquin says:

    I hope you win. Who better?

  3. danp says:

    Without any hesitation you have my vote!

  4. Janet Reno says:

    Just cast my vote (for you) and I gotta say: what a bunch of lame-ass hoes! you’re the best, by far

  5. Peanut says:

    Done and done.

  6. Abe Froman says:

    Just voted. Shoo-in!

  7. John Horn says:

    Voted with gusto

  8. wolynski says:

    Voted, but only once.

  9. TheMTNman says:

    Now that America is just a one party state masquerading as a two party state, it’s nice to finally be involved in something where my vote actually matters!

    And holy shit you’re right! How in the hell are the two people in front of you even in the top 10? How are three-quarters of these dits even in there?? Ms Hemp Fest, it’s more like “upload a blurry selfie and hope a stoner likes your tits.”

    You were #3 when I voted, with 12% of the vote. The “#1 girl” only has 15% … so I’m gonna be super fucking pissed if you don’t win this! GET ON IT PEOPLE!

    >)

  10. Jen and Rob says:

    Voted last week but we didn’t realize we could send you notes.

  11. TheMTNman says:

    I call shenannigans. I just checked the site to confirm you won/are winning… and you’ve since dropped to 4th! But that’s not the ridiculous part.

    Two of the girls ranked higher than you are not only flat ugly, they’re wearing plain ole boring clothes looks like they bought at a strip mall 6 years ago. Shit’s not even green! Nothing to do with weed, they’re not smoking… nothing. Just a picture of a plainly unattractive girl in boring clothes, and yet they’re ranked higher than you. WHAT THE FUCK, PEOPLE?!!!

    Get off your ass and VOTE! >)

  12. Admiralllll says:

    I tried to vote for Wonderhussy, but apparently they are now requiring that you attend Hempfest to cast a ballot. It also says all contestants must be present to be eligible. From the looks of your ‘smoking’ hot Mary Jane showgirl ensemble, i’d say your chances of winning are high. Sorry I won’t be able to attend in support of your campaign.

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