Happy Birthday, Jesus!

I am hereby formally announcing my candidacy for Tea Bag Hag 2012!

My platform is Lucite and my issues are many-fold. As a know-nothing hack, I understand the needs of the American People better than those Washington insiders…

*WONDERHUSSY FOR PRESIDENT!*

 

 

About wonderhussy

I am a foul-mouthed, flat-chested bon vivant and adventuress who likes to curse, drink, smoke and run around nude, and I refuse to kow-tow to the bourgeois moral code of the day. I’ve lived in Vegas over ten years, and have a few stories to tell. I roll around town in a truck stocked with a Breathalyzer and a swizzle stick, a spare pair of panties and two stun guns. Don’t fuck with me!
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2 Responses to Happy Birthday, Jesus!

  1. Admiralllll says:

    Even if I wouldn’t check the “Wonderhussy” box in an election for President of the United States (I hope you know that constitutionally you need to be at least 35 years old to hold the office), I would certainly vote for her as PRESIDENT! in any race for which I am eligible to cast a ballot.

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