Happy Birthday, Jesus!

I am hereby formally announcing my candidacy for Tea Bag Hag 2012!

My platform is Lucite and my issues are many-fold. As a know-nothing hack, I understand the needs of the American People better than those Washington insiders…

*WONDERHUSSY FOR PRESIDENT!*

 

 

Admiralllll

Even if I wouldn’t check the “Wonderhussy” box in an election for President of the United States (I hope you know that constitutionally you need to be at least 35 years old to hold the office), I would certainly vote for her as PRESIDENT! in any race for which I am eligible to cast a ballot.

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