Author Archives: wonderhussy

About wonderhussy

I am a foul-mouthed, flat-chested bon vivant and adventuress who likes to curse, drink, smoke and run around nude, and I refuse to kow-tow to the bourgeois moral code of the day. I’ve lived in Vegas over ten years, and have a few stories to tell. I roll around town in a truck stocked with a Breathalyzer and a swizzle stick, a spare pair of panties and two stun guns. Don’t fuck with me!

Old Man Winter

Just the other week I was ass-deep in Death Valley sunshine, hiking around naked with a rum & Coke in one hand and the other firmly on the throttle of life. My truck had made it down the 50-mile washboard “bullshit filter” road to Saline … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 5 Comments

Bogged Down

Remember how I was bragging about all the outdoor shoots I’ve been doing lately, as the weather is perfect this time of year? Well, apparently “perfect” is too strong a term. We may get 350 days of sunshine out here in the desert…but … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 15 Comments

It’s a Fine Line Between an Art Festival and a Fuckfest

It’s been two weeks…and I still feel like I was run over by a bus! A ginormous, double-decker, furry LED-covered bus with a 100,000-watt sound system blasting acid house, no less. But before you start feeling sorry for me…if you’ve … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 13 Comments

A Fabulous New Discovery in the Desert!

I have a lot of unique desert locations I use for my artistic nude photo shoots; if you hire me for a shoot, I can take you to places like rustic old wooden buildings, dry lake beds, Joshua tree forests … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 9 Comments

No Better Meat

As a freelance nude model, the two questions I get asked most are: “Isn’t it dangerous to go out to the desert with all these strange men?” and “Do you have any modeling horror stories?” Sorry to disappoint you bloodthirsty … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 8 Comments

The Fabulous Ancient Bristlecone Pine Forest

As the #1 Google result for “Las Vegas nude model,” I do a TON of outdoor photo shoots in the desert around Vegas. I have a few locations that I use for this — dry lake bed, abandoned buildings, fabulous red sandstone … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 3 Comments

Is That All There Is To Burning Man?

There I was, hunkered miserably in my flimsy pop-up camper as 50mph winds battered the canvas and rattled the chassis, insidious puffs of alkali dust sneaking in through every little crack and cranny, coating my dishes, wigs and even eyelashes in … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 25 Comments

Getting Baked in Colorado and Protesting Topless in Venice Beach

Holy cow, Burning Man is right around the corner! It never fails — every year it sneaks up on me, and I end up scrambling to get my costumes and stuff ready last-minute. But this year is even worse than … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 13 Comments

Wanderhussy: Oregon/Idaho/Northern Nevada Edition!

Because of all the weird fetish modeling I’ve done, people are always asking me “what’s your fetish?” Well, I hate to disappoint you all, but my fetish is not for being spanked or dressing up like a schoolgirl or any of … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 15 Comments


A couple months ago, a quasi-photographer acquaintance invited me down to St. Kitts, all expenses paid, to keep him company while he decompressed from the shitty year he’s been having — an arrest, business upheaval, a divorce. He needed to be … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 11 Comments