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About wonderhussy

I am a foul-mouthed, flat-chested bon vivant and adventuress who likes to curse, drink, smoke and run around nude, and I refuse to kow-tow to the bourgeois moral code of the day. I’ve lived in Vegas over ten years, and have a few stories to tell. I roll around town in a truck stocked with a Breathalyzer and a swizzle stick, a spare pair of panties and two stun guns. Don’t fuck with me!

Wonder Valley Rave Shack!

I love the desert for many reasons, but mainly for all the squirrely little hidden outposts and enclaves you stumble upon when exploring its depths. You never know what you’ll find out there!! Last week, I was all pissy because I … Continue reading

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NASCAR, CHAMPS, the Elusive Bulldog Photo and Table Tits

Now that I’m debt-free, AND spring is in the air…IT’S ON!!!! I love this time of year for three reasons: It stays light longer (important for someone who is prone to melancholia, yet doesn’t get up til noon so frequently … Continue reading

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Debt-Free and Ready For Adventures!!!!!!!!!

The good news is, I finally got my finances in order… just in time for summer travels!!! I’ve paid off all my debts, so now it’s time to dial back on work, and crank up the adventures — that’s right, it’s time … Continue reading

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Covered in Warm, Melty Peanut Butter

I thought I was done with the porn convention when I left that late-night BDSM afterparty up in the Hard Rock penthouse early Sunday morning. WRONG! Apparently, there were a few stragglers left in town…so I was able to pick … Continue reading

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Sucking Adventures From the Teat of Life

Early January is always the shittiest time of the year for me, because of one thing:           (That’s supposed to be misery, fatigue and boredom emanating from the letters.) That’s right, the Consumer Electronics Show is … Continue reading

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Partying With the Sister-Wives!

The big news around here is…… …I FINALLY QUIT MY FUCKING PATHETIC LAME-ASS LOSER JOB!!!! For twelve long years, I labored as a souvenir photographer in various Vegas Strip showrooms. I got the job the very first month I moved … Continue reading

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Gunanas!!

Recent events have reignited the debate on gun control in this country. Some think it’s shameful to politicize a tragedy, but I say it’s a conversation that needs to be had. Obviously something is fucked up with American society, or people wouldn’t … Continue reading

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Wonderhussy vs. the Bedazzled Bumpkins

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! Ya hear that?! It’s the sound of the 50,000 cowboys, farmers, hillbillies and rednecks who are in Vegas right now for the National Finals Rodeo. Lately, it seems you can’t walk two fuckin’ feet without tripping over a big-haired, … Continue reading

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The Wonderhussy Paradox

It’s the Wonderhussy Paradox: if I have enough time to update my blog, it means I’m not doing anything interesting. And if I’m doing interesting stuff…that means I don’t have time to update my blog!!! ARRRGH! I was planning to … Continue reading

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Elvis on a Unicorn

Last time I updated, I was fighting a deathly illness in the name of hedonism — I refused to be stopped in my tracks by a stupid virus when it was HALLOWEEN in VEGAS! As someone for whom cosplay is … Continue reading

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