Author Archives: wonderhussy

About wonderhussy

I am a foul-mouthed, flat-chested bon vivant and adventuress who likes to curse, drink, smoke and run around nude, and I refuse to kow-tow to the bourgeois moral code of the day. I’ve lived in Vegas over ten years, and have a few stories to tell. I roll around town in a truck stocked with a Breathalyzer and a swizzle stick, a spare pair of panties and two stun guns. Don’t fuck with me!

Awake For 36 Hours in Vegas

Posted on May 5, 2013 by wonderhussy

The other day, I decided to stay awake for 36 hours straight. Fairly easy to do in a 24-hour city like Vegas….right?! Now you may be asking yourself, “Why the fuck would anyone want to skip a night’s sleep?” Well, … Continue reading →

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Wandering the Seven Seas of Puss

Posted on April 23, 2013 by wonderhussy

I was doing a photo shoot at the Tuscany Hotel the other afternoon, when the photographer asked me, “Say, would you mind trying something a little….kinky??” Uh-oh!!! If you’d had the kind of week I’d just had, it would have given you … Continue reading →

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What It’s Like to be on Jeopardy!

Posted on April 17, 2013 by wonderhussy

I was just reading an article about Ken Jennings, the über-nerd who had the all-time winningest streak on the TV game show Jeopardy! It seems that brainy fucker has successfully turned being a TV nerd into a career — WTF!! Why … Continue reading →

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I Need This

Posted on April 13, 2013 by wonderhussy

  People are always reading my blogs and status updates and going, “Where’s the VIDEO??” Well, good new for those who really wanna see me fake-pissing on a Swiss mook, or infiltrating a swingers’ party, or dancing around naked in a hot … Continue reading →

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Another Visit to the Heart Attack Grill

Posted on April 11, 2013 by wonderhussy

I rode my bike downtown this morning, to visit a muckraking journalist friend who covers Downtown Vegas for one of the local papers. On the way back, I stopped in at one of my faaaavorite places — the Heart Attack … Continue reading →

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Pissing on a Mook

Posted on April 3, 2013 by wonderhussy

Finally, the weather is nice enough to get back to the business of running around the desert naked! I’ve been doing quite a few photo shoots lately, and I’m here to tell you: if you’ve never shot a model out … Continue reading →

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Pic of the Day Contest — I Need Votes!

Posted on March 20, 2013 by wonderhussy

All right everyone, I *HATE* asking cheezy favors like this, but…I’m trying to get this “Pic of the Day” award on ModelMayhem…so if you happen to have an MM account, wouldja please log in and vote for my pic at … Continue reading →

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Oversized Novelty Checks and Bank Envelopes

Posted on March 19, 2013 by wonderhussy

By far the most fabulous thing that’s happened to me lately was, I won $500 from my credit union! A couple summers ago I was ass-deep in foreclosure proceedings, cursing the banks and marching around town with a rag-tag bunch … Continue reading →

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Particles Confirmed as Higgs Bosoms

Posted on March 14, 2013 by wonderhussy

Las Vegas, NV — Using high-powered telescopes capable of magnifying at over 1000x, scientists in Nevada have announced with more than 99% certainty that they had identified the long-sought Higgs Bosoms. Commonly referred to as “God Particles,” the Higgs Bosoms … Continue reading →

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Wonderful Weirdness of the Desert

Posted on March 13, 2013 by wonderhussy

For some reason, I just got to thinking about how much I love all the weird shit out in the desert….so I created a small database of my favorite desert locations, with photos and witty commentary from my visits to … Continue reading →

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