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Monthly Archives: September 2011
My Jerry Springer Moment: Confronted By My Date’s GIRLFRIEND!!!
My birthday was this past week, and what a fuckin’ disaster it turned out to be. I didn’t even want to get out of bed this morning — it felt as though I was buried under an avalanche of shit … Continue reading
Hustling!!
Arrrgh, I’ve been so busy this week that I haven’t had time to change my underwear, let alone update this blog! Basically, I returned from all the fun ‘n’ games at Burning Man and now have to pay the piper…i.e. … Continue reading
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Flashback From My 2001 Diary: Slot Machines in the Time of Strife
It being the 10th anniversary of Sept. 11th, I’ve been obsessively poring over all the photos and testimonials and stuff from that terrible day. And it made me think back to my own 9/11 experience…which was really lame and … Continue reading
Return from Burning Man
Waaaaaaaaaaaah, Burning Man is over I’m not the only one pissing and moaning about it — this week, many a dust-covered sparkle pony is lamenting their return to the “default world” (as Burners somewhat pretentiously call real life). I can … Continue reading
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